What do you do with a remote contractor,
what do you do with a remote contractor
WHAT DO YOU DO with a remote contractor
who does not know SQL.

Wey hey but he was hired
Wey hey but he was hired
WEY HEY but he was hired
As a data engineer.

Feel his pain, for we have all been there?
Feel his pain for we have all been there
FEEL HIS PAIN SO GENEROUSLY SHARED
Early in the morning

Make him take some online classes
(etc)
Early in the morning

Pair him up with a senior mentor
(etc)
Early in the morning

Integrate Rust with Asp net Razor?
(etc)
No, this is very silly.

So what do you do with remote contractor
(etc)
Who still does not know SQL?

Fire his ass and hire another?
(Fire and get his identical brother?)
(Fire them both and wonder why we bother?)
Early in the morning!

Wey hey, but new onboarding
Wey hey, but new onboarding
WEY HEY but NEW ONBOARDING
Will take us into next year!